Yelping Chicago

“I’d give Chicago 5 stars.”

“Kind of weird to yelp a city, but if you are going to do it you can’t give it a five.”

“How could you not give it five?”

“You can only give it a four.”

“The food! The architecture! Where else do they have architecture like this?”

“it’s great. I am not arguing with that….”

“And what about the Bean? And Millenium Park?”

“Very nice. I agree.”

“What about Wicker? And Wacker? I mean how cool is that? And Wriggleyville.”

“Yes, yes. Fine use of W’s. That’s not my point….”

“And Bucktown. And two, not one, baseball teams. And that large lake!”

“Michigan? It’s a Great Lake.”

“The whole place is great. It totally deserves five.”

“I am not even arguing with you there. You just can’t give it more than four.”

“I don’t get it. Why not?”

“Have you seen its flag?”

“Uh, don’t think so.”

“Kinda limits your options:


– Jay Duret