Stories Derma“My dermatologist did not have whiskers but she looked like a mouse…” Counting Cards“You have to count the cards…” Payloader“That’s nothing. I screwed up the Millenium…” -O- -O- Devices“Jay. Jay. Can you make your device stop pinging?” -O- -O- Lifeline“Dad in Turkey they have this rule that a special boy, can be President of the United States …” Honeydipping“In those days, Crow Brothers was the dominant septic cleaner in the area…” –O- The Rat“That rat was going to be very sorry he chose to sit on my deck…” Dining in The Dark“Just to give you a head’s up, the idea is that you dine in the dark…” The Official Rules of Shotgun“Jay Boy, what are the official rules of Shotgun?”-O- The Island of San Francisco“There’s a case to be made than San Francisco is an island…” Fire and Ice“Trust me Ajax, if a condom grew back your hair, people would…”-O- The Defender is Guilded“I am a very good lawyer”, she said.-O- 75th Anniversary“Emmy, come on! We’ve got to get going.”-O- There are Only Four Songs“There are only four songs, the man said.” -O- Dinner With MJYeah she is a Diller. The whole family is slow.-O- Snowballs“We wait for cars and bombard them with snowballs…” The Groundhog“I did what any girl from Alabama would do…” Excellent Services“How may I provide you with excellent service?”