Stories

 

Derma "My dermatologist did not have whiskers but she looked like a mouse..."

Derma
“My dermatologist did not have whiskers but she looked like a mouse…”

 

Counting Cards
“You have to count the cards…”

 

Payloader
“That’s nothing. I screwed up the Millenium…”                                       -O-                                               -O-

Devices
“Jay. Jay. Can you make your device stop pinging?”                     -O-                                             -O-

Lifeline
“Dad in Turkey they have this rule that a special boy, can be President of the United States …”

Honeydipping
“In those days, Crow Brothers was the dominant septic cleaner in the area…”               –O-

The Rat
“That rat was going to be very sorry he chose to sit on my deck…”

Dining in The Dark
“Just to give you a head’s up, the idea is that you dine in the dark…”

The Official Rules of Shotgun
“Jay Boy, what are the official rules of Shotgun?”
-O-

The Island of San Francisco
“There’s a case to be made than San Francisco is an island…”

Fire and Ice
“Trust me Ajax, if a condom grew back your hair, people would…”
-O-

The Defender is Guilded
“I am a very good lawyer”, she said.
-O-

75th Anniversary
“Emmy, come on! We’ve got to get going.”
-O-

There are Only Four Songs
“There are only four songs, the man said.”                                -O-

Dinner With MJ
Yeah she is a Diller. The whole family is slow.
-O-

Snowballs
“We wait for cars and bombard them with snowballs…”

The Groundhog
“I did what any girl from Alabama would do…”

Excellent Services
“How may I provide you with excellent service?”