Derma
“My dermatologist did not have whiskers but she looked like a mouse…”
Counting Cards
“You have to count the cards…”
Payloader
“That’s nothing. I screwed up the Millenium…” -O- -O-
Devices
“Jay. Jay. Can you make your device stop pinging?” -O- -O-
Lifeline
“Dad in Turkey they have this rule that a special boy, can be President of the United States …”
Honeydipping
“In those days, Crow Brothers was the dominant septic cleaner in the area…” –O-
The Rat
“That rat was going to be very sorry he chose to sit on my deck…”
Dining in The Dark
“Just to give you a head’s up, the idea is that you dine in the dark…”
The Official Rules of Shotgun
“Jay Boy, what are the official rules of Shotgun?”
-O-
The Island of San Francisco
“There’s a case to be made than San Francisco is an island…”
Fire and Ice
“Trust me Ajax, if a condom grew back your hair, people would…”
-O-
The Defender is Guilded
“I am a very good lawyer”, she said.
-O-
75th Anniversary
“Emmy, come on! We’ve got to get going.”
-O-
There are Only Four Songs
“There are only four songs, the man said.” -O-
Dinner With MJ
Yeah she is a Diller. The whole family is slow.
-O-
Snowballs
“We wait for cars and bombard them with snowballs…”
The Groundhog
“I did what any girl from Alabama would do…”
Excellent Services
“How may I provide you with excellent service?”